tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69329574817023230622012-02-16T06:54:02.789-08:00Damianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14967395894616908606noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932957481702323062.post-51354258944408471472009-08-30T20:50:00.000-07:002009-08-30T20:53:39.404-07:00<div>I don't want to alarm anyone, but Fox News has reported that these are already in development:</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Death Panel Station Wagons</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lBQHA1tK0LQ/SptI6im95nI/AAAAAAAAABE/4iHEUH-IhDU/s1600-h/Death-Panel-Station-Wagon.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lBQHA1tK0LQ/SptI6im95nI/AAAAAAAAABE/4iHEUH-IhDU/s320/Death-Panel-Station-Wagon.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375970750756677234" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">(Disregard the birds-- I'm bad with photoshop.)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6932957481702323062-5135425894440847147?l=damian-mybad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Damianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14967395894616908606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932957481702323062.post-51504721480211987872009-08-29T05:50:00.000-07:002009-08-29T05:55:54.690-07:00<div>I think it's funny that the SmartCar looks like what a car might look like if it had Down Syndrome:</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071119/071119_smartCar_hmed1p.hmedium.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 423px; height: 269px;" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071119/071119_smartCar_hmed1p.hmedium.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6932957481702323062-5150472148021198787?l=damian-mybad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Damianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14967395894616908606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932957481702323062.post-66543446003888807032009-07-29T08:55:00.001-07:002009-07-29T09:13:27.303-07:00To all staff, listen up:<br /><br />For all of those who are unsure about who's in charge here, pay close attention to what I'm about to say... It's my way or the highway (or some other way that might work a little better. Please leave suggestions in the "comment" box, we'd love to have your ideas! Thanks :]). I WILL NOT take NO for an answer either (unless you really feel uncomfortable doing it, then it's okay by me). Otherwise, YES and MAYBE will be the only acceptable answer (unless you didn't hear me, and then WHAT will also be an acceptable response. I mumble a lot, sorry, lol). So, bottom line is that if you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen (seriously, who left the oven on in there. I bet it was Carol, making that delicious Better than Sex cake. LOL). Now get back to work (Oops, it's actually past 5 o'clock right now. You guys should get home to your families)!!!<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Management<br /><br />P.S. TGIF! LMAO!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6932957481702323062-6654344600388880703?l=damian-mybad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Damianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14967395894616908606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6932957481702323062.post-65354708258473203622009-07-24T10:21:00.000-07:002009-07-24T10:28:21.852-07:00I've erased this post over 20 times now. Yes, these exact words that I'm typing right now. It's just never good enough, so I keep holding down the backspace in hopes that I might think of something better to write. Great, now it sounds like one of the high school papers you'd write about not being able to think of something to write about.<br /><br />"So, I was sitting down trying to think of something to write about for Ms. Freeman's class, and I just can't! <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">GAHHH</span>! I'm pulling my hair out just trying to think of something interesting to say, but, alas, I cannot."<br /><br />Something like that. God, that was stupid. I'm sorry everybody, I never should have written this. I'm going to erase this again, for the 21st time.<br /><br />Shit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6932957481702323062-6535470825847320362?l=damian-mybad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Damianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14967395894616908606noreply@blogger.com1