To all staff, listen up:
For all of those who are unsure about who's in charge here, pay close attention to what I'm about to say... It's my way or the highway (or some other way that might work a little better. Please leave suggestions in the "comment" box, we'd love to have your ideas! Thanks :]). I WILL NOT take NO for an answer either (unless you really feel uncomfortable doing it, then it's okay by me). Otherwise, YES and MAYBE will be the only acceptable answer (unless you didn't hear me, and then WHAT will also be an acceptable response. I mumble a lot, sorry, lol). So, bottom line is that if you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen (seriously, who left the oven on in there. I bet it was Carol, making that delicious Better than Sex cake. LOL). Now get back to work (Oops, it's actually past 5 o'clock right now. You guys should get home to your families)!!!
Sincerely,
Management
P.S. TGIF! LMAO!!!
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dick. how many times have i asked you to write for manface? and you come up with THIS? coworkers? does this mean you found a job?
ReplyDeletekeep one eye open this weekend.
love,
david
Dear Management:
ReplyDeleteWe need more TPS reports. It's been two weeks now, and Tetris is getting old. Please advise,
Insinceritely,
Workers